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the-vegas-video:

danhowelll:

can you even imagine dan’s reaction when he came home with this omg

Phil would be all excited like 

 

And Dan would be like
 

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howtobeterrell:

thapuma:

How is it Beyoncé was able to whip her hair properly and not have it in her face while her backup singers couldn’t?

The law of Beyonce states: 

“Hair shall flow without touching this face because i am beyonce and who gone check me boo. “

Article 5, section 2

So my dad got me this water prove case for my iPod, dad u rock.
Sincerely,
Never again will I leave the Internet

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Gonna do this for my boyfriend…. As soon as I get one….

Some things can’t be explained to people who don’t know Zoidberg…

carlzimmer:

An awesome courtship swarm of Bigeye fish  (via David and Goliath - National Geographic Photo Contest 2012 - National Geographic)

http://www.pixar-planet.fr/dossiers/repliques/capture/nemo/19.jpg

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carlzimmer:

An awesome courtship swarm of Bigeye fish  (via David and Goliath - National Geographic Photo Contest 2012 - National Geographic)

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